WOOHooOOO. What an adrenaline rush! I've sky-dived and bungy jumped but I have to say that presenting in front of 150 people with your face broadcast pore-noticingly close on the screen and your voice booming over the mic that is attached to your lapel is nearly as exhilirating. I opted out of opening up with a joke which I'm sure most of you will agree was a good move on my part with my tendency to fluff my punch lines. Instead I did a quick IQ test - I learnt it years ago but it never fails to get a laugh.

THE IQ TEST
Basically you get a volunteer and demonstrate to them how you press a coin to your forehead and test your intelligence by trying to knock it off by hitting the back of you head. When you demonstrate, the coin sticks to your own head for about four or five klaps. Then you press the coin to the volunteers head. Press it really hard to "make it stick" and so that when you remove your hand (and the coin with it) the volunteer thinks that the coin is still there and proceeds to try and hit it off. Again. And again. And again. Until they twig that the coin is no longer on their forehead or when you show them. The audience loved it.